Our 8 favorite jokes about Pizza. ...They are pretty cheesy!

November 21, 2017

Our 8 favorite jokes about Pizza. ...They are pretty cheesy!

  1. How does one fix a broken pizza? ...With tomato paste!

  2. How do you get a UCLA Bruin grad off your front porch? ...You pay for the pizza!

  3. What kind of pizza do you order a on Sundays? ...Cheeses Crust!

  4. What did the pepperoni ask the cook? ...Do you want a pizza me?

  5. Why do people go into the pizza business? ...They want to make real dough!

  6. How does someone fix a broken pizza? ...With tomato paste!

  7. What is a dog's favorite pizza? ...PUPperoni!

  8. What's the difference between our pizza jokes and any regular pizza? ...Our pizza jokes can't be topped!
More Blogs

10 Fun Facts about Pizza!

Our 8 favorite jokes about Pizza. ...They are pretty cheesy!

Pepperoni Pizza Leggings

Pepperoni Pizza Leggings

Ladies, in these leggings you are guaranteed to make mouths water. Made of 88% Polyester and 12% Spandex. Small to medium sizes available.
More Details

Pizza Beach Blanket

Pizza Beach Blanket

If relaxing on the beach is like a little slice of heaven, then we want you to take the whole pizza with you in the form of a gigantic 5-foot-wide Pizza Beach Blanket. It comes packaged in a clear zippered beach bag with rope handles.
More Details

Large Pizza Throw Blanket

Large Pizza Throw Blanket

The pizza pattern looks so real, right down to the shine of the grease. It is ultra soft and makes a great addition to any bed or house hold. The blanket is considered a throw but fits a twin bed perfectly.
More Details