How does one fix a broken pizza? ...With tomato paste!
How do you get a UCLA Bruin grad off your front porch? ...You pay for the pizza!
What kind of pizza do you order a on Sundays? ...Cheeses Crust!
What did the pepperoni ask the cook? ...Do you want a pizza me?
Why do people go into the pizza business? ...They want to make real dough!
How does someone fix a broken pizza? ...With tomato paste!
What is a dog's favorite pizza? ...PUPperoni!