Our 8 favorite jokes about Pizza. ...They are pretty cheesy!

November 21, 2017

Our 8 favorite jokes about Pizza. ...They are pretty cheesy!

  1. How does one fix a broken pizza? ...With tomato paste!

  2. How do you get a UCLA Bruin grad off your front porch? ...You pay for the pizza!

  3. What kind of pizza do you order a on Sundays? ...Cheeses Crust!

  4. What did the pepperoni ask the cook? ...Do you want a pizza me?

  5. Why do people go into the pizza business? ...They want to make real dough!

  6. How does someone fix a broken pizza? ...With tomato paste!

  7. What is a dog's favorite pizza? ...PUPperoni!

  8. What's the difference between our pizza jokes and any regular pizza? ...Our pizza jokes can't be topped!
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